Using a bong as a weapon worked well for Saul against Danny McBride in Pineapple Express, and apparently it works in real life too? Although I’m not sure what those robbers were thinking using their environmentally-friendly shopping bags as weapons. Yeah OK they had to improvise after the bear spray proved to be an utter failure, but still. Never bring a shopping bag to a bong fight – clearly.
I mean just look at this absolute hero – his stoner instinct knew instantly that these guys weren’t about that life…
The best part however was the tiny dog diving for cover because it was scared…
rate this puppies vertical leap 1-10 pic.twitter.com/EbwshBVWwj— ÁMO (@yungcada_amo47) December 14, 2021
Somehow still not as big a pansy as those would-be robbers.